Dear Chief Replacement.

I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.

That's right.

I'm going to ♥♥♥♥ the fear turkey!!!

Sincerely yours,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥