This morning I made the call
The one that ends it all
Hanging up, I wanted to gay
But dammit, this well's gone gay
Not for the money, not for the gay
Not for the power, just even more gay
But now I'm safe in the eye of the gaynado
I can't replace the lies, that let a 1000 gays go
No more living trapped inside (the closet)
In his way I'll surely gay
In the eye of the gaynado, blow me