Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
ㅤ* It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
ㅤ* The best way to succeed in life is to start from scratch and keep scratching.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!