Howdy. You might not be able to tell it now, but there was a time in my life when I was down so low, a mosquito wouldn't even bite me. I lost my job, my four-wheel drive. I even got thrown out of my trailer. All because of one thing: freebasing cocaine. That's all my life was, was basing. Nothing else. I was on that last lap of that checkered flag about to wave me on into hell. But I got lucky. I got in a rehab program down there at Redstone Arsenal down there in Alabama. And with them people helping me, well that smoky white devil is no longer a part of my life. And I can proudly say that today I do not freebase cocaine.

Now I'll take a drink now. I will take a drink, but I do not freebase cocaine. But you know, I'll take a drink and I might even smoke a little reef. You know, I like to smoke reefer. You know, it relaxes me and everything. A couple of doobies, you know, just to get you through the day and everything. But as far as basing goes, I don't do it. Now I'll do some toot now. Don't get me, I will do some toot, you know. You know, if you party and everything, somebody comes up and gives it to you, it's impolite not to take it. So me and my girlfriend Sally, we, you know, we party, man. I'll tell you, we do party. So, you know, I will do some toot. We'll do, you know, on a good weekend there, if we got a bunch of friends over, we'll do about an eight ball of toot there. But we don't base. I do not freebase cocaine, we'll make that clear. I don't do it.

Well, I'll tell you what, that drinking now, I will not drink that tequila now. I'll tell you what, the last time I drank it, I got wild and everything. My girlfriend said I beat up on Sally. And you know, when I'd done that, it hurt me a lot more than it does her when I'm beating the hell out of her. So I don't drink that tequila now. I don't do any basing. I do not freebase. That's two things I don't do. It's no longer part of my life. I'll tell you what, I will add tequila, I'll admit. I do drink it about twice a year, you know. I'll drink some tequila. Of course, when I do drink it, you better look out because you know I'm going to go upside that head now. But basing I don't do.

You know, I heard somewhere coffee's bad for you, that caffeine mess. I read that somewhere. So I do that speed get back up again. Of course, you got to get ready the next day, going all day long, partying and everything. But as far as basing goes, I don't do that. I will not freebase cocaine. I don't touch it. Unless it's my birthday or something, man. Especially with Katie. I'll get out that pipe and I'll base. I won't freebase cocaine if I'm behind the wheel of a car. I won't do it. If I'm dying in a car, I won't do it. Unless, you know, you're stopped in traffic. You know, you're going to be there a while. Ain't nothing on the radio. I'll pull out that pipe and I'll base.

But I will not freebase cocaine if I'm in church. I will not freebase cocaine in church. Unless, you know, it's during hymns and I don't like something. I might get out that pipe and I'll base. Well, I admit it. I won't do it during the sermon, though. I will not freebase cocaine in church during the sermon. Unless, you know, unless I've heard it before. Unless, you know, I've heard that song. I don't want to hear the same thing. You just want to go sit there and do nothing. So I'll get out that pipe and I'll base. But I won't do it. I will not do it at the altar. I will not. I can tell you right now. I've been through that rehab and freebasing is no longer part of my life.

This message brought to you by the Redstone Drug Rehabilitation Center. Reminding you to just say nope to dope.