hey its me im mario haha walakazoo haha nice one green mario i just wish the big pointy dinosaur man would stop taking my wife just keep her next time i have a job doing plumbing for the state i cant keep using all my sick time to try and save her pretty soon im going to start using vacation time that i was saving to go to that cool island with the people with the noses and smuggle some of those mini dinosaur eggs back to sell to my cousins wario and waluigi so they can do god knows what with them, probably inject their dna into the eggs and make goofy looking dino plumber hybrids man those guys are also doing something wacky makes me wish i didnt have to keep busting my ass trying to save my dumb wife i think next time i have to go on a stupid trip like that im just gonna take a chomp out of those little creepy ass mushroom people and hope i get transported to a trippy realm with people that arent mushrooms and plumbers but have all sorts of different occupations that would be cool but coming back to reality would suck after that oh well i guess thats life