"He bowls... overhand."
"Even his enemy’s list him as their emergency contact."
"Sharks have a week dedicated to him."
"his mother has a tattoo that reads, SON."
"If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him."
"He is the life of parties he's never attended."
"He is the most interesting man in the world."
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends."