People who are bad at games should really stick to stuffing their thumbs up their own asses.

Hey, just wanted to let you know that the llama I hired to help with Grandma is starting to suspect that my pet brother is actually a secret agent for the Jalisco New Generation Cartel . I’ve been trying to diffuse the situation by offering them both carrot sticks, but now my brother is demanding a wardrobe change and the llama’s refusing to negotiate unless it gets a feature in my next book of fictional conspiracy theories. Any advice on how to handle this impending interspecies diplomatic crisis?

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R.I.P to a stin

Youve been reformed my bother. We will miss you.

You think you could just do that to me? Just delete my cooments then leave one on my profile? Well, you're absolutely correct you can; Just note, I am watching your every single move, I calculated the risk and will proceed with cutting edge precision and accuracy.

I am god, the lord of poseidon in the palm of my hand, You think i'm kidding? You got another thing coming little girl.