OLD pringles can
perfect J I Z Z recepticle

been throwin these piss jugs over the overpass for 40 years now

ah yes the ol choclate waffle I invented that manuever in the 4th grade when the first laptops were invented

went to da pyramid in LAS VEGAS and pulled out my hard stiff pecker

face red neck veins bursting screaming at top of my lungs beating my chest

I told the cops I was trying to get rid of the mummy's curse

LAS VEGAS STRIP
WEARING NOTHING BUT DIAPER AND FLIP FLOPS
RUNNING AT HIGH SPEED SCREAMING MY LUNGS OUT LIKE TERADACTYL

CHEESY LOCOS FORSKIN DORITOS

slurp slurp gurgle gurgle, suckin my wang till my face turns purple

Ah ah ah good story but not as the good as the time I pretended to be vampire in 6th grade ah ah ah I took my scrote out in science class and everyone turned pale

runny egg diahrreah running down my legs massive abdominal pain fueling the squirts

running in flip flops down the halls of prarie WINDS

I am 16 years old

heavy breathing, furry, wet. This is how I *f u c k* my pet ;-)

get JENKED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get JENKED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


yeeeeeeeeeee ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

heaving, huffing, sweating and groaning. 10 pound animal in my toilet floating

scrapin all my ass cheese off saving for 5 years in ziplock bag gonna take it to show n tell at my college

3 water ballonns fll of cat piss gonna throw these of the overpass on the 4th of july parade

sweaty, sweaty, HARD, sweaty, animals at da zoo have p u s s y warm like spaghetti ;-)

no but i have a big ball of loose pubes glued together with elmers glue

Im just doing this to get a new badge. And to say hi to your mom!

i asked my doctor how to cure ghonoreah he said stick ur ♥♥♥♥ in some ice cream in the king soopers parking lot and scfream like a chimpanzee

pizza PIE pizza PIE pizza PIE AND ICE CREAM PIE

you HAVE been BLESSED with the POOPS OF NO WIPING. To retain your powers, copy and paste this status and post 16 times to your friend's profiles. If you FAIL TO DO SO, your next POOP will smear ALL THE WAY up your own BUTTCRACK.