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MeanMachine 14 Feb @ 7:40am 
Please stop using the downstairs toilet. I am trying to keep it clean for when the pizza delivery guy has to take a dump.
MeanMachine 2 Jan, 2021 @ 10:46am 
I told you not to overcook the sausage! But there it is, this black charred sausage on my damn plate. I will never invite you to another family BBQ!
Gord the Milker 2 Jan, 2021 @ 10:02am 
Do you remember me? I'm the guy who butt chugged 10 Bud Light Seltzers at my niece's Sweet 16.
MeanMachine 15 Oct, 2019 @ 8:38pm 
You remember that time you clapped so hard that 73 people got the clap?
MeanMachine 10 Jul, 2019 @ 9:24am 
You ever fart on a zamboni and fall through the ice?