Dad are you back from the store???

Hi

I SAW THIS GUY FLYING HIS WEATHER BALLOON ACROSS MY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY RUDE GESTURE TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS. OUR COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF THOSE WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SERVE OTHERS OR DIE. THERE IS NO SENSOR SHIP IN OUR LAND AND THAT FACT THAT THESE CHINESE BALLOONS THINK THEY CAN COME IN HERE AND LISTEN TO US TALK ABOUT RERUNS OF DUCK DYNASTY AND HOW ANDREW TATE IS A LIVING GOD SENT. IM TRAUMATIZED TO EVEN GO OUTSIDE ANY MORE. I HAD A BIRTHDAY BALLOON ON MY PORCH FOR MY 8 YEAR OLD SISTER-COUSIN AND MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR HANK CAME OVER WITH A .22 GAUGE SHOTTY AND BLEW IT TO HELL. I LOVE AMERICA. SCREW YOU CHINESE. #BALLOONHATER4LIFE

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

bro axon is my dad

skeet