Recent reviews by Noir de Sheep

WILSOOOOOOOOON

It's Skyrim's "Forgotten City" mod perfectly recreated as a standalone title.

This game is stale trash. We all know it's a copy-paste of previous Maddens, but the microtransactions in this one are more prevalent. The whole game is literally ran on microtransactions. They're expecting you to pay full AAA game price so that they can charge you the ability to play certain gamemodes. Not to mention the terrible controls and glitches. The settings don't seem to work (ie relief option) and graphic optimization on some stadiums make my fairly good rig dip to 40 fps (the seahawk's stadium for example). A lot of the mechanics make no sense. You can catch a ball sometimes, and otherwise not. The game has a random dice roll each catch to see if they caught it (higher ovr players are more likely to catch the ball). This not only incentives pay-to-win but also breaks the game's mechanics. You can be completely open, no interference, standing still, and you won't catch it because of the random chance that is affected by your stats. I absolutely hate this game.

Great game but the frame drops and stuttering make it virtually unplayable. It's tedious to get this game to function properly and imo isn't worth the dull gameplay.

Not my cup of tea, the only reason (atleast for me) is the controls working against you. The input lag is the death of me, this is a game of 2017, not the 1980s.

Where you turn Somalia into a facsist super power capable of taking on the Allies and Axis at the same time.

Skip to Sniper Elite V2.
That has:
better graphics
better bullet mechanics
WAY better controls
better models
better animation
so, basically, Sniper Elite V2 is this game but better...

Either get it on sale or I'm just too good at chess puzzles :\

Where dwarves kill giants with a sword that is the size of pencil.

Shhhhhhhh