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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 3:42am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 3:22am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 9:27pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 9:43pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 7:37pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2019 @ 9:50pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 2:04am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2019 @ 8:22pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 9:23pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 12:00am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 9:54pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 4:46am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 7:36pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 1:00am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 6:50pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 12:36am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 3:23am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 4:04am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2019 @ 2:29pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 7:37pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2019 @ 10:18pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 6:25pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2019 @ 10:51am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2019 @ 8:08pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 11:48pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 11:10pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 4:45pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 9:19pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2019 @ 1:02am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2020 @ 11:42pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 12:22am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 6:42pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 9:54pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 5:17pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 11:34pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2019 @ 10:45pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 1:29am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 3:55am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 10:08pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 4:35am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 9:22pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 2:57am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 3:20am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 2:48pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?