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One 📀 of 🌳 Bender's 🍖 kids: 🌏 Our 💗 dad 🐝 is 💙 a 🥗 giant 🕺 toy!

The year was 2002, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind had just released and I was down in my local GameStop looking through the PS2 games when Todd Howard, my future rapist walked into the store. I seen Todd sign a fan's copy of Morrowind and I just continued browsing before I heard footsteps and turned to see Todd staring at me, his lips moist with drool dripping from his mouth. He asked me if I wanted my copy of Morrowind signed and I said I didn't play The Elder Scrolls. Todd slammed his fist into me and I blacked out.

I slowly regained consciousness in the toilet of a local McDonalds and Todd was standing over me, completely naked, penis fully erect and coated in semen. I tried to escape but Todd tied me up and before I knew it he began stripping me naked and slid his hard salami into my anal cavities and began thrusting in and out at a rapid pace. I begged him to stop but he began laughing. I'll never forget the look in his eyes, they were empty and were filled with pure evil.

Ya pizza what u want? lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh boneless pizza wit a 2 liter of coke ♥♥♥ kind of pizza?? and 2 liter machine broke we got 1 liter tho ♥♥♥ u mean B aight look lemme get that pizza boneless uh? pizza dont got bone on it tf did i just say then you said, lemme get it boneless like pizza got a dam bone in it yall got bones in ya sht then nah so whats the problem D1CK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it just dont put them shts in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it bruh just explain to me how the ♥♥♥ pizza can be boneless? if it dont got bone in it iss boneless son what school u go to dawg i don't understand the problem just make my sht boneless

Beyond the most angriest gamer I've ever encountered on Mordhau, don't talk ♥♥♥♥ back to them if they start doing it to you first or else they'll vote kick ya or cry to the admins to get you banned!

Beyond the most angriest gamer I've ever encountered on Mordhau, don't talk ♥♥♥♥ back to them if they start doing it to you first or else they'll vote kick ya or cry to the admins to get you banned!