Can't wait for ABC local radio to do another live cross to their roving reporter who's currently being chased by people with leaf blowers whilst being simultaneously swooped by magpies

Imagine going to the zoo because you hate the animals

I've got the look of a man who stayed up too late playing Swiggle Football because I saw the game suggest that I should coach the Snowtown Skulls, probably because I am a little bit bottom of the barrel.

Let's go to the shops and buy 200L of White Vinegar and refuse to elaborate further.

These days, you can do anything with innovative cantilever

$20 used to mean something