Hajimemashite, my name is Iggyhyamayasu. I'm a 29 year old American Rikishi (sumo wrestler for you gaijins). I eat chankonabe cooked by myself in my one man sumo stable, and spend my days perfecting my body and practicing my Shiko (the superior sumo stretch). I train my 437 pound body every day, this superior physique is the most functionally powerful body because it is rooted in traditional training methods from ancient Nippon, and is vastly superior to any other body shape on earth. I broke 400 pounds two years ago, and I have been getting heavier every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and the yokozuna Hinkaku code, which I follow 100%. When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious Sumo beya (which is stable for you uncultured swine). I hope I can become a professional sumo wrestler of the makuuchi rank! I own several mawashis, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and get into tachi-ai position as often as I can, but rarely does anyone come to meet me blow for blow. Wish me luck in Japan!