Recent reviews by Filthy Cashmere

"Hey guys the Illuminate are finally here!"

'Finally! I've been waiting forever for them to show up. I can't wait to see how cool they are and how much variety they'll spice the game up with'

"Lol f*ck you. You didn't get on at exactly the right time and they're gone again"

'Are they gonna come back?'

"Probably. Just make sure your free time fits our schedule and we won't have any issues"


Seriously, I thought it was cool when we beat the bugs back and they were gone for like a week, but that was after playing with them for a while. Could you give us some time to even notice the new toys have shown up before yanking them away?