Senaste recensioner av Ebony Woman Enjoyer

Bads mad because you can't just button mash and steamroll everything with a level 200 guy in a few hours.

I like this game, I'm going to keep playing it.
Buuuuut...
They have to do something about these 5 second cut scenes every special move. It just breaks the flow.

You can make whatever type of guy you want to be broken beyond belief.
That's the hallmark of an amazing game.

What a waste.
No character builder, getting to dungeons is a pain in the ass, they only add like 1 skill tree a year... but hey at least there's like swimming now or some stupid ♥♥♥♥.

So basically you just sail around and run up to things and smack it with some sort of melee item.
Sometimes these things are monsters, sometimes they're trees. The gameplay doesn't actually change.
Nobody cares what house you build for them, so just any cardboard box will do.

I can just pass that off as just enjoyment being subjective, but what I can't just pass off is the terrible performance.
I have a 3070. I shouldn't be getting like 40fps in places with this game.

hoes mad

The best part of the game. I put more hours in this dlc than the actual campaign.
So it's an endless dungeon crawler. Great.
The equipment upgrades show on your character, More advanced than most rogues so far.
You can solo it or just create your own team to the specifics you want. Amazing.
Could use more dungeon variety, but that isn't a thing I really care about.

I like a good combat, customizable characters, and the option to solo or not.
This has all of that. Fantastic, 5 stars.

I saved Kanji from the gay.

Game runs like ass. And not the sweet ass you see driving by a high school in your 86' Camero, I'm talking nasty old man ass that farts all the time.

This is my favorite organ harvesting simulator yet.