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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:04pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 5:05am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 2:43pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 2:38pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:25pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:03am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 12:19pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2014 @ 8:14am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:59pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:55am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 2:33pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:48am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:25am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:00am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2014 @ 8:02am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2014 @ 6:29pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 11:57am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:35am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 1:39pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 12:30pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2014 @ 8:27am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 4:40am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:27pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 5:20am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2014 @ 8:27am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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