Recent reviews by Sphinxinsilence

Cursed, in the best way possible.

No clean panties left.
I hate this game.
10/10

✓ acquire extra limbs through the power of alchemy
✓ hold many mighty weapons with which you plan to slay hydras
✓ realise you left the weapon you *actually* needed on the previous level
✓ accidentally make seven additional heads grow back after swiping a hydra
✓ P A N I C
✗ keep calm and remember mathematics got you into this problem, and can theoretically get you out
✓ die anyway.

10/10 Roguelike

The chair full of clothes in the corner of my dark room has never looked so friendly now that I've spent 13 hrs breathing heavily in closets or rooms with all the candles lit and 1 hr actually exploring (see also: cowering, tentatively opening doors, and quitting the game mid flop sweat).
10/10 would terrify myself again just to feel something.