Recent reviews by Timmot

rats but with guns and smallpox

If this is a love letter to the fans I can only assume the relationship is abusive and the writer illiterate.

- Start match facing backwards
- Run down left side of map
- spot enemy
- shoot, die
- spawn
- grapple hook
- hook person who killed you
- teabag and melee body
- run over by warthog

nostalgia / 10

Hearing a mosquito scream and seeing everyone turn around to blast it makes me believe humanity.

I spent most of my time exploring the game and completing the storyline. That is, until I met the "Naked man" and simply couldn't find myself looking for anything else. He consumed my mind and every action thus forth.







10/10 would reccomend.

The game is difficult but once you start to understand some of the nuances to the combat system (manually ejecting magazines followed by a reload system similar to the Gears of War series, etc) its a lot of fun! The action is quite fast paced and in some instances (as with most roguelike games) you can get pretty OP. If you happen to see this game on sale, you might want to think about picking it up.

Had a decent party
Random driving encounter with man in a hockey mask on side of road
Looks nice enough
His stats are real good, super happy, strong, loyal
His name is Mason
Continue on death road™
Party member randomly "abandons" party
Feelsbadman
Oh well
game is all about the random events
moral was getting a little low anyway
Happens again
Notice Mason is getting increasingly happy with each dissapearence
Soon all of my party "abandons" me
Mason is overwhelmed with happiness
Mason knows how to make the best of a bad situation
Mason never leaves me
Mason Loyal af
Mason decides to ramp car over a bandit barricade
Explodes
All die in explosion
Mason 2017 - 2017
R.I.P.
10/10
Would Mason again

I played 3 years ago.


10/10

I made an entrance for a shark man an it involved scuba gear, angry Japanese drumming, explosions and a lot of shuffling.

- outta 10