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Difficulty: egg
Time: egg
Ingredients:
• egg
• eight whole egg
————————-
Step one: put eight egg on plate
Step two: look at all those egg
Step three: congratuleggtion
>messages her with just "here"
>She comes out of her house and to the car
>tries to open door
>left it locked on purpose
>She gets in
>monotone "whoops"
> itls Okay she says as her foot crunches a 4
week Old bag of chipotle
>it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reeks
> "itls kinda messy in here"
> I wait 4 seconds before responding
>"yeah I didnlt clean"
>puts the car in drive
>still havenlt made eye contact
>puts toothpick in mouth and whips out phone
>screen is cracked to ♥♥♥♥
>She notices my Ryan Gosling wallpaper as I go
to spotify and play "sigma radio"
>"where are we going?"
>l wait four seconds again, Still havenlt made eye contact
>"...chilis"