brother it is not THAT much of a catgirl friendly space........ i think i need to update my profile.......... the cat girl i made it for doesnt even talk to me anymore (crying cat emoji)

shut up drew!

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

You are a special snowflake.

Picture the scene: The other ♥♥♥♥♥♥' week there, down the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-♥♥♥♥♥♥'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to the, down to the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all ♥♥♥♥♥♥' biscuit-arsed. When this hard ♥♥♥♥ comes in. Obviously ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fancies himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right ♥♥♥♥♥♥' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of ♥♥♥♥ that goes looking for ♥♥♥♥♥♥' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the ♥♥♥♥ with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard ♥♥♥♥ do? Or the so-called hard ♥♥♥♥? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the ♥♥♥♥ out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.

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