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1 person found this review helpful
645.4 hrs on record (85.7 hrs at review time)
Once you get over the hump of learning the game, the memes die away.

You'll spectate players and watch how they play, aiming at the ground, nading themselves, letting eight opposing players pass without seeing one of them. You'll think, "This poor bastard, I was just like him". You'll wonder if he's ever played a Push match against four Brazillians on the other team that are spawn camping wave after wave. Or has ever seen nine men die infront of him to one guy prone in a corner with a UMP? Has he ever attacked on Buhriz?

Maybe he'll contend with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that this game shovels forward and make it pass that barrier. If you can manage to play this game, and check off the ever increasing boxes of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and file them away to the back of your mind before you take the first step from your spawn, then and only then will you start having fun with this game. When you get to the point where you have four guys shouting, "ALUUHAAA ACKBAR" at the start of the round, and your only response is to let out sigh followed by, "Yeah...Allah Ackbar" you have mastered the mentality you need to play this game.

8/10 - ♥♥♥♥ Panj.
Posted 29 September, 2016.
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420.1 hrs on record (383.1 hrs at review time)
Blaze it. Pretty good game. If you think you hit end game, you're wrong.
Posted 4 May, 2015.
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