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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:47am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:30am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:05pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:29am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 11:56pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:16am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:10am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:18pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:32pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:45am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:09am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:12am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:28am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:48am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:57am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:22pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 5:33pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 11:56pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 11:56pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 11:56pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:12am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:05pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:47pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:09am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:09am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:48am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:06pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:31pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 6:11am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:09am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:53am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:12am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:18am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:05pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:47am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:06pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:14am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:12pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 7:00pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 10:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:52pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:15am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:49am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:35am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:25am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:25am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:45am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:50am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:04pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:50pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:48am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:12am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:31am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:52am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:37pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:42am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 10:28am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:16am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:05pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:53pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:52pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:52pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:44am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 5:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:19pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:11pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:50am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:41pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:50pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 6:05am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:31pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:41pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:57pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:14am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:25am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:33pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:15am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:46pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:15pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:40am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:42am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:43am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:45am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:11am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:32pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:43am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:45am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:15am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:57pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:35am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:19pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:16am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:39am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 8:06am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:37am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:22am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:31am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 7:32pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:25pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:57pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:24am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:52pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 11:16am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:10am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:39am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:27am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:52am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:53am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:37pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:02am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:39am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:48am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 8:01pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 8:33pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:13pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:37am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 6:05pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:31pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:04pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:12pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:10am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:34pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:39am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:19am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:43am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 8:06am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:06am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:48am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:38am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:43am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:19pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:40pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:19pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:18pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:19pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:26pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 11:56pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:43pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:57pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:43am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:39am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:54am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:19pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:58pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:24pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:13am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:02am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:16pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:26pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:27pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:45pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:20pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:14pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:41am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:45am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 8:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:12am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:14am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:16pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:42pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:10am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:19pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:36am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:43am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:45am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:39am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:22am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 9:02am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:57am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:22pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:31pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:04pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:05pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 6:11am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:38am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:07am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:18am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:11pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:15pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:24am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:33am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:52am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:19pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:27pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:48pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:19pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:53pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:22pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:27pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:40pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:51pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:37pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 6:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:53am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:41am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:42am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:27pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:24pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:44am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:57pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:34am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:32am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:26pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:49am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:59am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:19am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:19pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:27pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:58pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:48pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:24pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:27pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:20pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:22pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:19pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:44pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:49pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:06pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:19pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:23pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:47pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:53pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:43am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:05am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:32pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:32pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:16pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:20pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 6:45am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 6:45am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:48pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:49pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:51pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:00pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:27pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:20pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:22pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:45pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:12am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:46am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:42am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:48pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:49pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:49pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:56am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:56am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 9:01am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:49pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:24pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:41pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:39am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:41am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:58pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:58pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:10pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:13pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:58am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:16pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:37pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:48pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 4:50am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 9:34pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 9:47pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:26pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:20pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:10am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:20pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:14am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:48pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:48pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:48pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:20pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:34pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:34pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 4:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 4:50am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:29pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:20pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:20pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:20pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:26pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:34pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:34pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 4:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 4:50am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:15am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:04am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:27pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:22pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:09am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:05am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:22pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:19pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:43am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:16pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:26pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:36pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:11am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:31am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:09am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 3:45pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:05am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:45am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:51pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 3:52pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 3:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:30am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:22pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:00pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:20pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:22pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:53pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:34pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 4:23am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 9:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 9:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:58am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:16pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:00pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:23am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:28pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 3:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:25am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:19pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:19pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:16pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 6:45am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 6:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:17pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:22pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:00pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:20pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:22pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 7:34pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:14pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 4:23am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 9:35pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 9:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:14am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:18am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked