Happy birthday, Lizard! May your special day be as delightful and unpredictable as an anime girl's transformation sequence. May your day be filled with sparkles, laughter, and unexpected plot twists. You're as unique and charming as your favourite anime character, and may your year ahead be as fascinating as an anime story-line. Have an absolutely quirky and wonderful birthday!

tasty carrot for my soup

"My dear Lizard,
You must hate me so much, and for that I am truly, truly sorry.
It was never easy knowing that I must pass you on, but you became too demanding and my ageing body could not bare having to be the one on top every single time. It would be a matter of minutes before I would get dizzy and no longer be able to perform the way you love it. But if you were here right now during my last few breaths, I would have given it one last shot just for you.
Please know that it was never you, it was only me. And I hope your cheeks continue to get slapped the way I used to do to you.
Forever in my heart,
Joe Mama."

I hope that was bearable to read but he really wanted to let you know his last thoughts.
Looking forward to the next time we speak, please stay safe and thinking of you always,
Killua-kun.

Hello my dear friend from whom I have not seen for many winters,
I wish to inform you that Old Man Joe has passed away due to his haemorrhoids becoming too much to handle on his old decrepit body.
I know things did not end well between you two since we last talked. But what I do know is that he also meant a lot to you despite the hardship that came with his perverted personality.
It can be easy to understand why you would be angry with him still, being once his sugarbaby and later replaced by some petty RiverdaleFan would be an experience I could never imagine, let alone the pain that comes with it.
His final words were actually for you, which will be in your next letter...

Hi Daddy,
I was just wondering when you were returning from the store with the milk for breakfast. I'm starting to get really hungry and I'm kinda late for school at this point.. It's been 10 years and everyone keeps telling me to give up, but I know you'll come home soon Daddy. Oh how I miss the feeling of your hand slapping across my little bum cheeks, oh Daddy Mummy just doesn't hit the same as you and Uncle Phil, please come home and take me just one more time, I miss you Daddy

Hi my name is nicethany guytano and I am just confused why girls don't like nice guys? Im really a nice guy I like to open doors for women and I get really mad and yell at people when I see tham disparging the noble female gender. My mom always tells me that every prince charming has a princess but no one ever seems to no one ever seems to what to come on a first date with me? I post all the time on my tumblr feed about why women are better than men but none of them want to engage in the majestic tango of coitus with me., all they do is lead me on, so Im just curious. Yahoo answers, why don't girls like nice guys?