Recent reviews by Sagara

For $3.39 Im pretty much obligated to only recommend. For less then a sandwhich it is extremely decent and even if anything that could be considered a fault was far far worse.... it would be better then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like skull and bones or Blackflag.

The only very strong negative here is
the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blur at the edges
the part of the background... soundtrack? that has the annoying plane taking off sound constantly
parts or the art that get a little smudgey in the 2d animation

Total ♥♥♥♥ yeah for 5 bucks. Simple straightfoward TD. This one is among the few where participation is mandatory otherwise you'll just lose. If there was one thing I would have changed it would be a save option. I hate having to restart to keep the run flawless

EDIT: ♥♥♥♥ really needs saves especially when you don't actually pick up where you last were at

Now that the game actually works I can change up my review... a little bit. Game is now playable but runs worse... cause of course it does

Overall I do not recommend the game unless you can without fail always play with people. Gotta give a mandatory thumbs down regardless for
1: the mandatory malware you need to run this game which has no good solid reasoning or any excuse to be there in the first place. The core game has no technical reason to require always being online. It should have offline play. You should be able to play multiplayer if the cash shop or galactic war servers are down. This isn't incompetence or accident. This action is deliberate - done as DRM. It's nothing new, unfortunately. But it is quite unnecessary.
2: never acceptable MTX ever under any circumstance for anything that costs more then 1 yen/penny/pence of which this game is much higher then. Granted some of the best MTX ever here almost for how entirely pointless it is and how little impact there is..... but that is beside the point
3: A lot is just flat out impossible solo. Game was never meant to be played solo. Getting overwhelmed is too easy and dying is waaaay to damn easy. Can't get hit too much or at all depending from what. Like you can get KOed by a rocket from a low level common bot from a direction you were not looking at. So you always gotta be running. The very low health pool is less fun and more just annoying as ♥♥♥♥. This makes the game less fun and more damn tedious

One can say what they will about this but end of the day everything possible aside this game actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delivers. That it ain't no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scam that gives nothing and does not have scam dailies that are straight up 'spend money'. Actually has writing and other stuff.... It is a strong thumbs up cause this is a saint compared to alternatives and even better that it is on steam which is offensively lacking for sexual content games, especially free ones

This itself is fine. The only problem with wallpaper alive are all the POS scumbags in the community uploading trash and putting it into EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CATEGORY. This makes finding any sexual wallpaper to hard to look for

Good TD with few notable cons having to do with the notion of what the ♥♥♥♥ does this do?
Bunch of stuff is given no indication for what it does.

At first glace and at a watch the game is fun and has some mildly humorous at best highly inane moments. But once the game actually starts it becomes extremely easy to see why anyone should never under any circumstances not acquire this game elsewhere.
Asset flips and scams are deserving of more money then this. Heck Greedyvision or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deserve more money. Scams just try to scam you and call it a day. This shoves feces right down your throat at the start with Males and more thin Males being the only playable options. The scum behind the game whom are worse then necrophiliac pedophiles. Doing the worst crime then anything else possible for video games by putting an empty headed brainless imbecilic... not even politics just flagrant sexism and the epitome of ret*rdation into the game. The writing and characters are likely from the exact same people that raped Scooby Doo and took a massive diarrhea crap all over it. It is painfully jarring to have constant fourth wall breaks at every point in the game and even worse defaming dnd with such swill.

This game feels like it was made by combining the ret*ardation from TLOU Part 2 and with the cringe of the Saint's Row reboot. It's just gross.

[h]Guns and loot[/h] have always been bad in BL mostly. As you can't upgrade the guns and they are set to whatever your level is when you get them / pick em up. What this means that with every level-up, your guns start to suck. In this you level up and pick up so much junk it legitimately hurts to get rid of a great gun with what you want on it.

This is a very important note as usable guns are seemingly illegal to possess. Too many weapons take up to much screen space and too many damn scopes. I've picked up more scoped anything in this then any other BL game I've ever played

[h]Enemies[/h] Though while I don't care for this much some might. Enemies are very extremely samey. All the fights play out the same. Somehow all the other BL feel more different. Some waves, then a badass (or just the exact same thing except without badass moniker it is still same enemy with just higher numbers). Skeletons/goblins/crabs and then just reskins of them.

DLC is just flagrant money grabbing. Lazy slapping in a arena battle and leaving it at that

EDIT: about 15 hours are afk. As for those that play this and other BL games if you use a save editor you can just sync all your favorite stuff to your level so you don't have to get rid of your favorite stuff

Great TD game. More then worth $7 and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way more then it's worth at half off
A notable thing I must say is that it seems most of the perks are entirely usless. Some only good for endless at best. A lot of bonus objectives some entirely unachieveable without the perk that lets you get more funds from killing enemies otherwise you can't afford to build X amount of a certain something and have enough for your primary defense

Simple game and great fun even solo which is likely only way one will play unless they have those legendary things called friends and some money to gift them all the game. Even if not on sale game is worth the price. Very much reminds me of newgrounds ole flash games except this runs better and looks better

Great game for what it is and for the price. I like it.

-have some description and/or obvious name (example like artillery/antitank tower) on what is what AND say what the ability thing is in lower right corner sometimes
-shock? satellite? tower is worthless as far as I can tell
-should let it show the upgraded numbers even if you can't afford it
-the MG tower is clearly the supposed basic all rounder but it seems to damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for it... not sure where to place it but needs some balancing
-list wave number amount

The most important and interesting part! the tower take over needs more... As it is now it is laughably pointless to control the MG or autocannon towers cause of the hard range limit. As is now it is pretty much just tank tower and upgrade that. The best thing is you can shoot air with otherwise ground only target weapon. Can also shoot much farther with it so there is solid reason to control it. Have the MG and autocannon tower mayhaps also have no range limit when control BUT implement like half damage outside it's firing range cause I can see how the autocannon without range limit would be to much, too strong otherwise


EDIT: Lastly game does however at time of this review become rather ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at a point cause just there seems no damn way to proceed. Can't pause, slow or speed up and most importantly the HP scales to quickly and income does not scale anywhere close to be able to afford to actually win. Also dev-san the achievements don't work. I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about it but some do care about nonsense like achievements