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One Page Principle:
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch
paper cannot be understood.
-- Mark Ardis
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QOTD:
"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
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This is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. And now you know why.
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Where's the man could ease a heart like a satin gown?
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"
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Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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Stewie: Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Lois: Meg, can you change Stewie?
Meg: Fine, but this time if a boy calls, please don't tell him I'm wrist deep in poopy.
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Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free
with my breakfast cereal.
-- Zaphod Beeblebrox
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