I have amazing boobies. I mean real badonkers. My bodonhonkeroos are great, possibly the greatest ever. They’re spectacular, really, they’re spectacular. They shoot - and you should see this - they shoot milk. Large, big amounts of milk. I mean it’s insane the amount of milk they shoot out. It’s like a water fountain, the way they shoot their milk. I mean really, it’s remarkable what I’m able to do with my donkdonkbahonkeroos. Not to mention their firmness. They are so - and I’m not putting this lightly - they are so voluptuous. Women come up to me, they come up to me and they ask, “How do your boobs get so voluptuous?” And I go, “To tell you the truth, I’m not really sure. But if I could guess, I would guess that it’s the surplus of milk stored in my bobobonkadonkdonkbadonkhonkeroos. That would be my guess.”

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