Recent reviews by Soilworker

ORKS IZ DA BIGGEST´N DA STRONGEST!!!

Best game ever

Dont buy this piece of ♥♥♥♥.

Just Dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy it you scumbag idiot for even being in on this page and reading my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ miserable review of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game go to hell all of yha
SUMMIT SUMMIT SUMMIT ALLAH AUKBAR ALLAH AHUBAR ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ PENIS god ♥♥♥♥ holy gad myah phenuis is sobiik lemme DRIVE THE CAR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE KIDO omg zombies

thats what this game does to you.

WARNING: RANT

Dont buy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Seriously, It made the worst possible impression ever on me on my first start up. I didnt understand a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing in the beginning. It was SO rushed. They just throw you in some random dudes life and you dont even know whats going on and bam orcs show up and kill ya. Then hookus pookus ghost dude comes along and tells ya that you're bros now and that ya gonna kill some orcs.

No info, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (dontevenknowificancallit)tutorial that doesnt help you in anyway, no introducutions to the characters or the story, no understandable actions what so ever! It made me so angry and frustrated that I just couldnt find it in me to even continue the game!! The controls are clunky aswell and did not help with getting me on my feet after that godamn legsweep for a beginning. Literally knocked on my ass by cancer beginning. SO let down by this game its unbelievable.

I for one needs to understand whats going on, whats happening to be able to get my motivation up. Who are the charachters, where are we, whats going on how do i play what is my goal and so forth. And dont get me wrong i tried to understand the concept but it just does not make any sense at all.

Wow its so fun to kill orcs but hey who gives a ♥♥♥♥ about the story! lets just throw it and all elements of information and charachteristics of a game into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drain. Nobody will care, they all just wanna kill orcs.

So yea, if you just dont give a ♥♥♥♥ about a games story or any information about anything and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loves to kill orcs in a fancy button mashing way then sure why not buy it fancy pants.

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