everythings a ♥♥♥. everythings a ♥♥♥. did u know my bum is a ♥♥♥

"Hello Verok, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to China to train and become a full-time Cambridge coursebook and work as a rice harvester."
(/._.)/ I would clap, but I don't have the correct emoticon.

If you don't know how to pronounce it, you can go ahead and call me Al. I'm a 15-year old High school student. I love animals, hentai, coffee, ice cream, eating, shopping, TV series and music. I feel like a princess most of the time and I don't care what most people think or say about me. It really doesn't bother me or get to me unless I care about them a lot. Doesn't make me mean or <3less :)

A few tips about me:

• I have a couple mental disorders, such as acute Autism, Aspergers, Tourettes, Schizophrenia and ADHD but WHATEVER my parents tell me I'm special and that's all that matters. (wow what an opening line)

• I'm like, 3/4 white, 1/4 Japenese. I'm proud of both :D

• English is my first language but you can speak to me in Japenese if you want

• Send me hentai because I love hentai, mainly ♥♥♥♥ girls

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like Smoke Degrasse Tyson, Reddit's Chief Supreme Ambassador of atheism and logic, and myself, the Deputy of Science and Crows. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

I'm awkward, like really awkward, you wouldn't believe. online im a superstar, a level 100 warrior in multiple games, a ladies man, a all-rounder with everything you could say. But once i leave the comfort of my own house, it all changes, changes very dramatically, I freak out at the thought of someone heading in my direction and even just looking at me, when im walking down the street and someones on the same side as me i cross over and walk or run on the other side just to get away, when im in a shop i freak out going down the same aisle twice as though im some type of weird freak and people are analyzing every movement i do. im helpless, pathetic, and dont understand why i cant apply all my godly online traits to the real world and have people see me for who i truly am and what AMAZING potential i hold

Hiiiii! my name is adam xDD im 12 yrs youngg. im takenn (((: happily by my 15 yrs youngg gf amy. shes my everything <333333 but i still flirt with all the girls in my class ;) shh ;x i go to parties every sat. and parrty at church on sunday, holaaah hahaha, i luv jesus, but idk i might be atheist. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another boy because it's a sin ;( i do weed and i luv lil wayne, and the jonas brothers. i h8 black ppl because they scare me. follow me ok?!?!!?! =D