I am Dark Lord Zargothrax, Master of Nightmares. Keeper of Celestial Flame, Sorceror, Bound to the darkness, evil lies in my brain. I am the Wizard King, Chaos incarnate.

Tyrant of Space Dundee, Commander of the Undead Unicorn Legions.

Nearly slew Angus McFife, but he flew away on a unicorn.

Hootsman scares me tho.