Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses differently
than they do.
-- Turgenev
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Darren (On Bewitiched): The power of Christ compels you, ♥♥♥♥♥!
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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer
salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

-- Joan McGalliard (jem@latcs1.oz.au)
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
The judge's jokes are always funny.
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It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
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"We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds."
(Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amsterdam
Linux Symposium)
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