I rank my shows like a true cultured weeb. I jerk off to the hentai I can find of it. The longer and more frequent the ropes I shoot out when I climax, the better the anime/manga is. So things like Redo of Healer and Monogatari get 9s, Isekai power fantasies generally land around 8, yuri depends on how essjay dubyuu it panders but usually either a 6 or 7, romcoms are either a 4 or 5, depending on how much tiddie the MC gets to touch, yaoi never gets higher than a 3, and that's only when one of the guys is a total femboy with almost no semblance of masculinity, while Puritan trash that caters to non-hentai addicts get 1s or 2s. Anything that makes my spooge hit the ceiling automatically gets a 10.

I suggest all weebs to rank their shows using this superior method.

Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest swordmakers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training, my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade using only 5% of my true power. *teleports behind you* Nothin' personnel kid.

Your salty alt+f4 nearly cost me my data you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb.

Your salty alt+f4 nearly cost me my data you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb.

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⣿⠸⠄⠈⠛⠿⢿⠋⣲⣾⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣑⣝⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄
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⣿⣿⣞⠄⠄⠴⢇⣿⣸⣿⣼⢡⢸⣿⣿⣏⠄⢿⠄⢿⣿⡼⣿⣇⢻⡄⠄⠄⢀⡓
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣔⢸⢺⡇⡾⢁⠏⣿⠄⣿⠻⣿⢸⡸⣾⣄⢻⡇⣿⣿⢸⣿⠄⡰⠡⢥
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⢸⠁⠇⣸⣰⣝⣰⣛⣇⣈⢘⣓⣄⣾⣷⣄⣿⣿⢸⣿⢷⣌⠧⠌
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⠛⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣼⣷⣿⢋⣿
⢱⠐⢠⣝⣿⢹⣧⠻⢨⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⡋⣿⣰⣾⣿
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Your salty alt+f4 nearly cost me my data you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb.