Cleaning out my friend list. I don't recognize ya, but if you remember me, feel free to re-add.

Peter: [Peter enters Meg's classroom wearing a towel] Hey Meg, you mind cleaning out the shower the next time you shave your legs? It's like a carpet in there.
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Mulder: How did this happen?
Scully: Birds and the bees and the monkey babies Mulder.
Mulder: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MDs do it...
Mulder: (to woman who had tailed baby) When you were admitted
you said that the baby's father was from another
planet. What did you mean by that exactly?
Amanda: You know, that he's not from this planet.... His name
is Luke Skywalker; he's what's known as a Jedi knight.
Scully: Did he have a light saber?

"The X-Files: Small Potatoes"
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<Espy> we need to split main into"core" and "wtf-uses-this"
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That wouldn't be good enough.
-- Larry Wall in <199710131621.JAA14907@wall.org>
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The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.
-- Nicol Williamson
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Rawr x3how are you pounces on you you're so warm oo notices you have a bulge someone's happy ;) ~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing, kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch, rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwease, I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~paws on your bulge, I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky~so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like, puts snout on balls and inhales deeply, god im so hard~squirms more and wiggles, I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~eyes roll back and goes balls deep~

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