🎤 Attention Zealot Hockey enthusiasts! 🏒 Today, I stand before you to advocate for the return of Lazor to our beloved Zealot Hockey community! 🌟

🔥 Let me paint a picture for you - imagine the thrill of watching Lazor maneuver on the ice, weaving through opponents with finesse, scoring goals that defy logic! 🏆 Lazor's skills are legendary, his presence electrifying, and his absence, sorely felt. ⚡

🤔 Why should Lazor come back, you ask? Let me tell you why! Lazor embodies the spirit of Zealot Hockey - passion, determination, and sportsmanship. His return would elevate the game, inspiring new players and reigniting the flames of competition! 🔥

🏒 Lazor, please know that your presence is missed, your skills admired, and your return eagerly anticipated! Come back to Zealot Hockey, where your legacy awaits,let's write the next chapter of greatness! 🌟💪

Thank you, Zealot Hockey community! Let's make some noise and bring back Lazor! 🎉👏 #LazorComeBack

Hello Sir Lazer, people are missing you, they are wondering about your health, they fear that you have died. Please give a sign of life, so that we may breathe at ease.

With dear love, your waifu

Koito-San.

Hello Sir Lazer. Be sure to come back and catch some exciting zealot hockey games! You won't want to miss the intense competition on the ice as well as the energy of the fans in the stands. Our team (The Black Knights of Hockey) promises to bring their best skills and strategies to each game, so be prepared for some thrilling moments. With passionate players and enthusiastic supporters, these matches are sure to be unforgettable. So mark your calendar and join in on the fun as we cheer on our zealot team to victory!

Hello Razol, it is with a heavy heart that I must once again mute your account. Next time do not dodge the Storakles filter.

happy unban day

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