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Mireal 1 Nov, 2015 @ 1:29am
WHERE ARE YOU BOBBY
WHERE ARE YOU BOBBY
It goes never meet a girl on Craig’s List.
And never spend your money on a necklace.
3 square meals, homie gotta have breakfast.
Real ♥♥♥♥, she be payin’ for the date.
I be on my Will Smith, Enemy of State.
Keep my friends close, keep my enemies away.
Like they own repellent, uh, they so jealous.
throw a house ♥♥♥♥♥ in a ditch.
Half-pint ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥' your homeboys.
You little maggot; Bobby Johnson turned ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
With your manager, fella,
♥♥♥♥♥♥' Soup Can, Hass, and Gebobus.
But if they were smart as me,
Bobby Johnson would be hangin' from a tree.
With no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.
Light 'em up, burn 'em up, flame on...
till that Jheri curl is gone.
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No beef on tempus, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I get, another twenty-fo' top times
I gotta go cause I got me a wr to get
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a triple-pre'er in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from GEBOBUS, and she can ♥♥♥♥ all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which server, are y'all playin tf2?
Get me on the server and I'm trouble
Last week ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around and got a triple toptime
Freakin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyway like Tortsausag
I can't believe, today was a good day (♥♥♥♥!)
comin from da streets
ransackin fish & chips shops like it aint ♥♥♥♥ nawmsayin nawmsayin
uh dis beat tight as ♥♥♥♥ dawg
uh lemme hit it
my name is bobby from denmark
and my right hand it be feelin
yo girl's titties and I squeeze em
top time ♥♥♥♥♥ that's my theorem
I be runnin all dem maps
I be makin lots of faps
and I get them STDs
more than I get /dpc
I'm gone
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jump Academy, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on jump.tf, and I have over 300 confirmed WRs.
I am trained in speedrunning and Im the top jumper in the entire jump community. You are nothing to me but just another fanboy. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with using BASE jumper on my server? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can jump anywhere, anytime, and I can pogo in over seven hundred ways, and thats just without regen. Not only am I extensively trained in high ping jumping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Top Time and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of tempus, you little ♥♥♥♥.