[AMEA] Koukos
Kiriakos
Keratsinion, Attiki, Greece
Currently Offline
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JimInFlames 18 Jul @ 1:21pm 
Koukos, the Grand Archduke of Provatina and Left-Handed Toaster Champion of the 4th Meat Realm.
He once challenged a tornado to a souvlaki-eating contest and won using only a fork made of pure willpower.
During the Great Lag War of 2017, he reverse-engineered a kebab into a GPU to stabilize the server.
He speaks seven dialects of grilled smoke, and once convinced a Steam sale to give him meat instead of discounts.
Eyewitnesses claim he rode a flaming spit-roast into battle while reciting gyros recipes backwards.
His mouse is fueled by oregano, and every headshot echoes the bleat of ancient goats.
Koukos doesn’t queue for matches—matches line up just to feed his appetite.
Reality bends slightly when he logs in, and somewhere in Thessaly, a butcher nods in respect.
All hail the chaos, all hail the grill. 🐐🔥
Chief Sarop 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:49am 
.........∩___∩
.....| ノ     ヽ../⌒)
... /⌒) (゚)  (゚) | .|     ▂ ▪ ▂▄▅▆▇■▀▀〓◣▬ ▪ ■ … . +REP
.../ /  ( _●_)  ミ/  .▂▅■▀ ▪ ■ ▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・ +REP
.(  ヽ|∪|  /   ◢▇█▀ ¨▂▄▅▆▇██■■〓◥◣▄ +REP
....\   ヽノ /  ■ ▂▅██▅▆▇██■〓▀▀ ◥◣ ∴ ▪ . +REP
...../    / ▅▇███████▀ ▪ ∴ ….▅ ■  ◥◣ +REP
....|   _つ◥▅▆▇████████▆▃▂  ▪ ■▂▄▃▄▂ +REP
....|  /ω\ \ ■  ¨ ▀▀▀■▀▀▀ ▪ ■ ∴‥ +REP
....| /     )  )
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JimInFlames 14 Aug, 2021 @ 8:59am 
he is in koukoux clan
JimInFlames 29 Sep, 2020 @ 2:25pm 
guyz plz report this guy he hackz
Maranwethiel 2 Mar, 2016 @ 12:47pm 
"headshot" 99 dmg :D
[AMEA] Bekras 8 Sep, 2012 @ 4:01pm 
suprise ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥