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Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"

Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"

Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"

Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"

Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"

Reporter: (silence)

Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."

(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)

"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."

Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"

(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)

All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"

(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"

Let's say, you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Okay, and if you were a naughty girl, you would also be my dirty little slut, right? Then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. Now you say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we've established you're a bad girl and daddy's girl, then I belive you'd agree with me when I say you deserve a spanking, am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking and as I am your daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

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