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nevermind, ns2 is trash

did you stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up your life yet? if not, come play ns2

took a dump at the gas station and got a venereal disease ROFL

hi so i thought u looked real cute in ur picture and well im not like a mysoginist but i think ur kinda cute in your picture lol! wondering ifd you'd like to play popular mmorpg counter strike global offffensive. ok so hit me up lol your so cute im sorry lol XD ill buy it for you if you don't have it cuz ur so cute lol sorry if that was rude or mysoginistic its just that girls never date the nice guys with dapper clothing like fedoras but you're so cute so i think we'll get along well lol sorry if that was weird XD add me

One Talmudic legend describes a man named Eleazar ben Durdia, who decided to visit every prostitute in the world. One time, he crossed seven rivers to hire a prostitute with a sterling reputation. During their proceedings, she farted, and then remarked how far her client had strayed from his religion. “Just like this fart will never return to its place,” she said, “so too Eleazar ben Durdia will never be able to return to God.”