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You had asked me to write a review on your Profile Page, so here I am: Kid seems like a tool who lives at home with his mother. Spends his entire night after community college playing CS:GO because he couldn't get into a four year university and claims he is intelligent but has zero work ethic which will get him nothing less then a job at Kohl's. Has a relaitvely annoying voice, probably can't cook his own food and doesn't help his divorced mother around the house. I would recommend him getting a girlfriend to feel some moist vagina on his small pubicient penis. Fat chicks are okay for the first time. Seems like one of those "cool trendy" CS:GO players that utilizes upcoming terms such as; but not limited to "Rekt", "Scrub", "Pwned", "You mad Bro?", "Salty" and "Thirsty". He is also likely to drive around in his dead Grandmother's Buick LeSabre.

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