Story of the first time i got my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:

There was this thot in my school who's brother just passed away (RIP to that ♥♥♥♥♥) but i was desperate to get my ♥♥♥♥ wet.

One day we were in class and I kept telling her to come look at my ♥♥♥♥ but she was scared to death to look.

She whispered to me "Your ♥♥♥♥ is probably small anyway" I was bamboozled, it was pure blasphemy. I told her to stay after school.

I met her after school. We were walking towards the woods, my heart was beating faster than me when I'm beating my ♥♥♥♥.

She told me to whip it out..I was still soft. I told her "lemme get it hard" as i rubbed my ♥♥♥♥ on her butt.

I finally got hard enough...so i slipped my ♥♥♥♥ out of my shorts. I felt like king arthur pulling the sword out of that stone

She looked down and said "You dont even deserve it" as she started hitting the drake walk towards the opposite direction

I was beyond appalled so I took the anger from every curve I got n said "GET OVER HERE" as I pulled her back on some mortal kombat ♥♥♥♥.

I said "Why the ♥♥♥♥ not?!?!" She said "Because we don't go out"...turns out my ♥♥♥♥ wasn't so small after all :-)

I was tired of never gettin any play so I told myself I aint leavin without gettin head. Few smooth words n she went down like frazier

It was literally the worst head I got in my life but I was feeling good. I walked home with my head high and a wet ♥♥♥♥ in my shorts.

MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER GIVE UP AND IF A THOT'S BROTHER DIES. YOU BETTER TALK TO HER ♥♥♥♥♥ SHE MIGHT SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥