my penus is bigger

miss you nerd xx

The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.

are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?

you’re sharing protein
you’re admiring masculine physique
being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you’re literally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling each others test producers.
all these summer DYEL’s piss me off. their twink bodies don’t understand, but in time i’m sure they’ll get it.

:c