"Well ♥♥♥♥ here's the deal. I'm the best there is.., plain and simple. I mean I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.., and nobody can hang with my stuff. Uh, you know I'm just a big, hairy American winning machine. If you ain't first, you're last." Talladega Nights pretty much sums it up for me.

Basically, IF I had a fault, it'd be that I'm overly modest.