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8.9 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
PRE-COMPLETION REVIEW:
I can't help it, I'm writing yet another review for the latest installment of the Nekopara series. I've been a fan of it since I first stumbled upon Nekopara's demo one late evening and played through. I bought it for myself and then friend that I bicker with it later. Then I found out about the patch that you could download for it. Since that fateful night, I've been a follower of this franchise.

Currently, this is much longer than the last games, which shows that the game is indeed expanding, and despite you already having an incredibly close relationship with everyone you know, the game builds on that foundation. I am...displeased with myself for being this addicted to the game, but it truly is a joy everytime!

If you're wondering whether or not to get this game and you've completed the the others...Stop. Buy it. It's worth it! Just like Vol.3, I started this game with the 18+ patch (that I totally bought and didn't pirate.) and I must admit, this doesn't pull any punches when it gives the reader what they want from the very beginning. Though, if you are more a fluff person, the non-adult interactions are truly adorable.

I have put 3 hours into the game, mostly because of the extended scenes (#TingleFeels) are waaay long, but I don't have any regrets, because like the rest in the series, the animation is suuuper smooth and oddly satisfying to watch. Call me what you want, I like it.

So far, it's a 10/10 outta me.
Posted 30 November, 2020.
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10.0 hrs on record
Well, it finally happened. Nekopara Vol.3...

A game that has made me reconsider myself as a regular human being. After spending actual money on this game, I couldn't help but find myself to be disgusted where my life now was. I hated that I was actually anxious to read about hybrid beings... After completeing the game with 18+ Patch...I have to ask myself....was it worth the 9 dollars and the new hate I gained for myself?....Hell yeah it was. My only regret is that I finished it.

On a more serious note; the plot did actually somewhat thicken in this one, and it didn't seem as forced / cheesy as Vol 1/2. It seemed a bit more genuine...It focused a lot more on the last remaining catgirls, and left the others in the breeze like it should have. You gain a more...matured relationship with who are trying to bang. I mean, yeah, I know what we were all here for, but I'm glad it wasn't just thrown at you like it was just some half-assed effort to begin with.

All-in-all, this game was fun. I forgot how I got into this series, but you know, I can't say this has been a bumpy ride. I played through the first 2 (/3) games without the 18+ patch, and was able to gain some enjoyment out it. This time, I did not however. I played the whole game while it was patched, but I'm pretty sure, if you are a casual neko-reader, you will still enjoy this game for what it is; a visual novel with bouncing breasts, which is easy on the eyes, and doesn't need a GTX 1080ti to play...with that being said, if a visual novel needed a GTX 1080ti to play, you are probably better off not playing it all.

The game, as every other common anime, is pretty to look at, the animations are smooth, there aren't any game breaking bugs, and you get super easy achievements to go along with it. If that's not a plus, then I don't know what is.

Nekopara (in general) isn't something for everyone. In fact, I'd suggest not playing this game if you are around other people. Not just is it weird to be playing to begin with, but...just look at it, would you want to explain this to your mom or dad if they walked in on you playing this game? I know that I wouldn't. A roommate or friend seeing you [stirke]grope[/strike] pet an animated cat-human-hybrid-thing? And what if you got the adult patch? And someone walked in on your with a lump in your pants while there's some weird sex scene happening on your wide-screen? No thanks. Take off your pants, leave the lotion (you won't need it), and lock the door in the bathroom while the shower is running. This game requires alone time; with or without the 18+ patch.
Posted 31 May, 2017.
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1.2 hrs on record
"Kyaaa~ master is petting me far too often and rough!" - If your cat girls could actually speak their minds.

Honesty, this one kinda thickens the plot, you gather a much better understanding of the slavery your nekos are going through. There is chemical warfare involved at one point where chemicals get into their eyes, and that was truly heart breaking because no one bothered to tell them what the actual f*ck that object was for.

I mean, your nekos speak and understand Japanese, right? So, I think this is a subtle message to all pet owners and/or parents. Which is; "Yeah, chemicals are dangerous, make sure your little creatures in your household learn to respect them."

I won't spoil much, but basically your cats 🐱 are nothing more than unpaid cleaners for your house. And their struggle to get along with each other...it's satire.

9.5/10

Cons: No 18+ Patch.
Posted 25 April, 2017.
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51.5 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Let me answer your first and only question: Does this game have the good-good?

Yes. This game is the answer to all of your favorite cat girl dreams. And a some what incest relationship with your little sister that doesn't make any sense because she knows things that any other little girl shouldn't.

Let's be honest, the storyline here is as realistic as any other porn plot, but this game is actually pretty to look at, and really does require headphones, however, at the same time, it doesn't require any pants or lotion, because by the time something *does* happen, you're dripping with "How are my cat girls going to give the owner a boner this time?" if that's not a plus, then I don't know what is.

The first time I played this, I didn't have the 18+ Patch on, and I still generally enjoyed it, so in my expert opinion, you can still have a good time without any of having to download the porn patch. By the *low* chance that you *will* download it (LOLOL WHO AM I KIDDING?!?), it does have some pretty graphic scenes (that move w/ bouncy boobies), that are seriously hard to explain to anyone in your family, or at least I assume it would be.
Posted 14 March, 2017. Last edited 14 March, 2017.
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7.5 hrs on record
Pants aren't required to play the game, and lotion is opitional.
Posted 17 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
I'm pretty sure I got this for free, or as a gift once upon a time.... Either way, it still has plently of active players in it to make it "alive", and is a classic deathmatch game. With that being said, most of the players are vets; leaving anyone new a meaty target for free kills.
Posted 22 March, 2016.
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126.8 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
This will literally give you hundreds of hours of fun!!! If you are willing to buy more source games....
Posted 22 March, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
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2.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Played for 8 minutes and got a bad ending. 10/10
Posted 18 March, 2016.
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4.9 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Yep! I can already tell this one is going to make me think about my life for a few days when I finish it.
Posted 10 March, 2016.
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2.1 hrs on record
This game made me depressed for several weeks.
Posted 9 March, 2016.
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