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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 3:24pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 6:05am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 2:05am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 11:09am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 9:40am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 1:24pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 15 May, 2021 @ 9:03am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:52am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 15 May, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 22 May, 2021 @ 6:48am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 19 May, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 22 May, 2021 @ 5:35am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:29am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:42am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:03am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:23pm



Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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