https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEMjALv7T-U

this was a great first episode, kid! Not a day goes by where I'm not proud of you

looking forward to episode 2!!

Hi ♥♥♥♥,

I know we aren't on speaking terms yet, and I'm not asking for that change, but I need to somehow relay this message to you.
Your mother and I love each other very much. No matter what your father has to say about it. I know we were engaged to be married, and that your Mom should've been walking you down the aisle, and not climbing up my aisle (yknow what i mean) but love is unpredictable.
We really want you at the wedding.
You mean a lot to both of us, and I will always value our time together, like that time at the fish market.

Sincerely,
Sancho

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Sounds like someone's in denial over the fact that it took them 1000 hours to beat this easy ♥♥♥♥ing game.

Pretty sure I haven't even played video games in general for 1000 hours. Was too busy getting laid while you were clicking zombies heads lmao

If you cook 10 meals, you aint a chef
If you draw 5 paintings, you aint a painter
but I f.uck 1 dude
and suddenly
I'm ♥♥♥? . ...
DOES IT MAKE SENSE?

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