"You like it?" he said to Mort, in pretty much the same tone of voice
people used when they said to St George, "You killed a *what*?"
-- Mort tastes scrumble for the first time
(Terry Pratchett, Mort)
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I like the way ONLY their mouths move ... They look like DYING OYSTERS
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What hath Bob wrought?
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Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
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To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
-- St. Augustine
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In Newark the laundromats are open 24 hours a day!
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Peter: You remember that time I was supposed to get that boat?
Peter: [cut to previous scene] A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!
Lois: [cut back to present scene] Peter, that happened ten minutes ago.
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You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
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