gay

-rep Smokes the gooch while doing a line of crack on a goats neck

3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small ♥♥♥♥, maybe I have the smallest pecker in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guy looks at the book and says, "...Who the ♥♥♥♥ is Matt?

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Hey, did you end up trading away that Titan holo Deagle to someone? I'm interested in it but I see it's up on OP skins at the moment.

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