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-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

why are you always talking about nicks ♥♥♥♥?

lmfao!!!

I was grocery shopping yesterday and I went to grab some ground beef. So I purchase it, bring it home, open it up, and holy ♥♥♥♥, It's horse meat. Before I can even decide what to do with it my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door comes crashing in! "NEEIIIGHH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrified, this horse just busts down my door and starts yelling at me like I've murdered his whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family. Well it turns out, that meat WAS his family. He comes sprinting at me guns a blazzing and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sidestep and kick him right in the balls. This would put down anyone, but the horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laughs, shows me his balls, and ♥♥♥♥♥ on my floor. Turns out he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ate some dudes ♥♥♥♥, used it as a sort of cup protector for his balls, and that's what I hit. Long story short, I nope'd the ♥♥♥♥ out of there and now he's living in my house. ♥♥♥♥ that horse. I always wonder though.... Who's ♥♥♥♥ was that?

So I don't know if you know this, but March 20 is the first day of spring. A friend of a friend of mine is a little weird, and this guy is a nudist. Now, there's nothing wrong with being a nudist, if that's what you're into, then ok. But this guy would ride horses butt as nude. So one day he thinks, "That lady horse is looking mighty fine, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ er' I am. So he lubes up his ♥♥♥♥, and just as he's about to penetrate this poor horse, the horse turns around and stands on it's two legs. The horse has a huge boner, I mean this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boner could hold a car in the air by it's bumper. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy is shocked that it's actually a dude horse, and he's sad that his ♥♥♥♥ is so small in comparison. The horse can see his disappoint so the horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BITES HIS ♥♥♥♥ RIGHT OFF. THE HORSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MADE HIM A LADY SO HE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT HIS TINY DONG. THAT HORSE IS A NICE HORSE HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. His name used to be Nick, now it's Nicholle.