It is written: “Wherever naked men gather with tools and resources, they shall build a staircase. It shall not be wider than one-by-one, but it shall rise upward. Upon that they shall build another. And upon that one they shall add another. And they shall continue until they can add no more, or until the Admin sayeth: ‘WTF? Lag!’, and resets the world.” - Craig Pearson, Rust Dev Team

"Funnily enough, Megan and I have both suggested the inclusion of googly eyes in Rust, because we are both fake adults with too much time on our hands." - Craig Pearson, Rust Dev Team

Treat em mean, Keep em keen.